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Funny & Chaotic

Absurd hypotheticals, terrible dilemmas

How to play

Impossible choices, cursed scenarios, and arguments that will absolutely divide the room. Best played loudly, ideally after everyone has had one drink.

Tap the card to draw a question and take turns answering. The deck holds all 30 questions and never repeats until it runs out — then shuffle to go again. Prefer to browse? The full list is below, and screenshotting it for the group chat is very much encouraged.

All 30 questions

  1. You must fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck. Choose and defend it.
  2. You can only communicate in one movie quote for a year. Which quote?
  3. Your last meal on earth: describe the entire menu.
  4. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early to everything?
  5. You wake up as the person to your left for one day. What do you immediately do?
  6. You must sponsor-tattoo a brand logo on your forearm for $50,000. Which brand?
  7. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs, or legs as long as your fingers?
  8. You can delete one food from existence forever. What goes?
  9. Your pet can talk for one hour. What are you most afraid it will say?
  10. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or unknown for something amazing?
  11. You get $10 million but a random stranger gets $100 million. Do you take it?
  12. Describe your villain origin story — it starts today.
  13. Would you rather never use a screen again, or never leave your house again?
  14. You must be handcuffed to one person in this room for a week. Pick and explain fast.
  15. What household object would you use as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse?
  16. You can only listen to one artist forever. Who ruins your life least?
  17. Would you rather always say what you’re thinking or never speak again?
  18. You’re given a private jet but it can only fly you to one country forever. Where?
  19. What would your professional wrestling entrance look like?
  20. Would you rather fight your childhood self or your future self?
  21. You must live inside one video game or anime world. Which, and how long do you survive?
  22. Everyone can read your search history for one day. What are you deleting first?
  23. Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry glitter?
  24. You must replace one body part with a kitchen utensil. Choose wisely.
  25. What ridiculous conspiracy theory could you argue convincingly for 5 minutes?
  26. You get a talking animal sidekick. What animal and what’s its attitude?
  27. Would you rather have a permanent laugh track or dramatic music follow you?
  28. Your funeral has one song. What makes the crowd the most uncomfortable?
  29. You must teach a class on something you’re unqualified for. What’s the syllabus?
  30. Would you rather know how you die or when you die?

Play kindly. Anyone can pass on any question, always.

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How do you play Funny & Chaotic?

Open the deck on any phone, tap the card to draw a random question, and take turns answering. The deck holds 30 questions and never repeats one until it runs out. Pass the phone around the group, or cast it to a TV so everyone can read along.

How many Funny & Chaotic questions are there?

This deck has 30 questions, all listed on this page. MochiQuiz has 330 party questions in total across 11 themed decks, free and with no sign-up.

Is it free?

Yes. Every question and every deck is free, there is no account to create, nothing to download, and no limit on how many times you play.

Can I use these questions offline?

Yes. All 30 questions are printed on this page, so you can screenshot the list for your group chat or print them onto cards for a real game night.

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